New video clip - Suzie Toase in Hotel Babylon

Just a brief baring of Suzie Toase's ample behind in this week's Hotel Babylon. I was considering not capping this as it is only a quick bum flash and Ms Toase, though a successful stage actress, has very few screen credits. Then I discovered she plays supporting baddie Alecto Carrow in the upcoming Harry Potter movie. If you've ever encountered any Potterhead fan fiction, you'll be aware that they are a surprisingly kinky group of individuals, so I am sure this will be of interest to some visitors.

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Suzie Toase - Hotel Babylon - via Rapidshare - 11.7 MB - 0m 35s

Suzie Toase - Hotel Babylon - via Sendspace - 11.7 MB - 0m 35s

New video clip - Kierston Wareing in The Take

After much deliberation I've flagged this one as a non-nude. One of blog's correspondents assures me that in HD there is an indisputable nipslip from Kierston Wareing in episode 1 of The Take. In standard def there is definitely a pinkish shadow that may be a nipple in a few frames but even in the zoomed-in slow-moed version that I've appended at the end of the clip this is all a little fuzzy. Another incentive to get HD - though my current PC setup would probably not stretch to making HD clips. Still, even in standard def, there is a certain shall-we-say jiggle factor going on here.

Interestingly, Kierston - previously noted mainly for her roles in gritty stuff - showed a lot more skin in the Loaded photoshoot she did to promote The Take (pics via the hyperlink above) than she did in the actual drama. Make of that what you will.

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Kierston Wareing - The Take (possible nipslip) - via Rapidshare - 24.3 MB - 1m 11s

Kierston Wareing - The Take (possible nipslip) - via Sendspace - 24.3 MB - 1m 11s

New video clip - Charlotte Riley in The Take

Up-and-coming actress Charlotte Riley was nude in episode 2 of Sky One's geezers and gangsters drama The Take. Aside from a major supporting role in the movie Easy Virtue Charlotte hasn't too many credits to her name as yet, but is coming to the screens as Cathy in the latest version of Wuthering Heights later this year. Her Heathcliff is played by Tom Hardy (currently TV's favourite overacting villain) who also appears in The Take.

Both Charlotte and co-star Kierston Wareing had sex scenes in episode one and several scenes take place in a strip club, but the sex scenes were those odd clothed-TV-sex sex scenes and the strip club appeared to be the sort of joint that only exists on TV and would surely go out of business in the real world due to a singular lack of actual undressing on the part of the dancers. So when does the nudity come? In a rather nasty violent scene of the kind they add an extra warning for at the end of the ad break mid-programme. Talk about skewed priorities!

Still, nudity is all to rare on UK TV at the moment so I have capped away...

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Charlotte Riley - The Take - via Rapidshare - 48.7 MB - 2m 16s

Charlotte Riley - The Take - via Sendspace - 48.7 MB - 2m 16s

New video clip (non-nude) - India de Beaufort in Kröd Mändoon

At the moment America seems to be as far as ahead of Britain when it comes to both actual nudity and non-nude titillation as it is in the general entertainment value of its TV output. Network TV, although subject to strict censorship that as good as forbids actual nudity, seldom misses the chance to throw in some gratuitous underwear moments from its invariably attractive female stars (check out, as a prime example, Eliza Dushku in Dollhouse - currently airing Tuesdays at 9.00 pm on the Sci-Fi Channel - who despite an executive producer credit appears to have a contractually obligatory scene in her skimpies in every episode). On the less tightly controlled cable channels meanwhile, Showtime and HBO seem to be attempting to outdo each other in the amount of smut they can put out.

No surprise then that a disproportionate chunk of the British-ish nudity that has made it to our screens in the last few years has come either in international co-productions which air on cable in the US and on the BBC here (Rome and The Tudors are the obvious examples) or else from UK stars who are earning a crust in the States (Jaime Murray in Dexter say). The latest of the co-productions is amusing sword-and-sorcery spoof Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire (dig those crazy heavy metal umlauts) which the Beeb shares with (the US) Comedy Central. Whilst not venturing into actual nudity, the opening episode featured an erotic dance from leading lady India de Beaufort which would never have made it into one of Auntie's homegrown comedies.

London girl India is rather lovely and her previous credits are a supporting role in Run Fatboy Run and a spell as one of Basil Brush's non-puppet sidekicks (children's TV has come a long way since the days of Mr Derek & Mr Roy). Cast as the hero's sexually adventurous girlfriend, she illustrated her character's personality - see it's art not titillation - by performing the Dance of the 300 Racoons which is well worth a look-see and capped here for your entertainment.

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India de Beaufort (non-nude) - Kröd Mändoon - via Rapidshare - 29.1 MB - 1m 23s

India de Beaufort (non-nude) - Kröd Mändoon - via Sendspace - 29.1 MB - 1m 23s

What brings you to the blog?

Thanks to www.statcounter.com, I can get a snapshot of recent activity on this blog. Unfortunately on the free version (I am too cheap to subscribe to the full version) I only get the last 500 entries, but this allows me to see, among other things, what search terms visitors use to arrive at the blog from Google, Yahoo and other search engines.

So for all of you coming here via the search terms "rebecca ryan topless", "rebecca ryan topless shameless video", "rebecca ryan naked", "rebecca ryan shameless nude", "rebecca ryan nude" and "shameless debbie topless", it is with a heavy heart that I have to say this was clearly a body-doubled scene and this is why I decided not to capture it. I refer you to the discussion in the comments section of an earlier post where this is discussed in some detail and where you can find a link to the clip posted by a visitor (thanks to Paul!).

On the other hand, as various searches for Rebecca Ryan topless account for a full 20% of all the search engine links in my current 500 visits snapshot and have done so the last few snapshots I checked as well, if any Shameless writers or producers happen to be reading the blog, then you know what the public really want to see next season! (And can you throw in Joanne Higson too, while you're about it!).

New video clip - Ludivine Sagnier in La Petite Lili

If you want something doing properly in the screen nudity business, it's no use relying on the Brits. Even the puritanical Yanks seem to have the edge on us nowadays thanks to HBO and Showtime! What you really need to do is get the French in.

Ludivine Sagnier is probably still best known to anglophone audiences for playing Tinkerbell in the 2003 version of Peter Pan, though those with an eye for quality nudity will probably be aware of her bravura nude scenes in the arthouse hit Swimming Pool that same year. Obviously a classic period for Ludivine au naturel as in the same year she also got the less well known film La Petite Lili off to a flying start by getting full-frontal naked in the opening scene. It's this clip that's here for your viewing pleasure.

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Ludivine Sagnier - La Petite Lili - via Rapidshare - 25.1 MB - 1m 12s

Ludivine Sagnier - La Petite Lili - via Sendspace - 25.1 MB - 1m 12s

Blog not entirely defunct!

Many apologies for the delay since the last post. I've been snowed under at work and there's been relatively little quality material over the last 6 weeks or so to encourage me to make the effort to post.

I'm looking to revamp the blog and post some new clips in the very near future so please do check back soon.

New video clip - Sarah Byrne in Shameless

File under "About bloody time".

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Sarah Byrne - Shameless - via Rapidshare - 9.6 MB - 0m 53s

Sarah Byrne - Shameless - via Sendspace - 9.6 MB - 0m 53s

If this article in the Daily Star can be believed (and I wouldn't put it past them to exaggerate...) we may see more nudity from 19-year-old Sarah in the ongoing series.

New non-nude video clip - Kaya Scodelario

Here's a compendium of Kaya Scodelario's most interesting moments from Skins Series 3 to date, parts of which I have been promising to get uploaded for weeks now! Busy in real life, alas.

Anyhow, here's lots of views of Kaya's bare back. Some expression about beggars and choosers comes to mind.


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Kaya Scodelario (non-nude) - Skins - via Rapidshare - 52.4 MB - 4m 45s

Kaya Scodelario (non-nude) - Skins - via Sendspace - 52.4 MB - 4m 45s

New non-nude video clip - Lily Loveless & Kathryn Prescott

More teenage sapphic fumblings from last week's episode of Skins. I've had this capped for a week now but couldn't find the time to make the bloody preview jpeg!

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Lily Loveless & Kathryn Prescott (non-nude) - Skins - via Rapidshare - 59.5 MB - 5m 22s

Lily Loveless & Kathryn Prescott (non-nude) - Skins - via Sendspace - 59.5 MB - 5m 22s